The good, the bad and the ugly http://bishopnose.blogspirit.com/sex_education/ Sat, 30 Jul 2005 09:40:00 +0800 blogSpirit.com All Rights Reserved http://bishopnose.blogspirit.com/archive/2005/07/14/face-fortune.html http://bishopnose.blogspirit.com/archive/2005/07/14/face-fortune.html noreply@blogspirit.com (Bishopnose) Sex education Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:35:00 +0800 <p>Here's a little <strike>sex education</strike> fortune-telling:&nbsp;Your face holds your sex secrets. <a class="undefined" href= "http://www.minishorts.net/?p=331"><strong>minishorts</strong></a> has been dying to know how big is kennysia's penis. But he isn't telling; being the <a class="undefined" href= "http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2005/07/talk_cock_king_1.php"><strong>cunt teaser</strong></a> that he is. Well, you can measure his dick by measuring the length of his nose, starting from the ridge between his eyebrows to the tip of his nose. That's the length when his cock is limp. Add a third of its length to it when hard. As for&nbsp;its girth, measure its diameter from one end of the nostril to the other, left to right or right to left -- whichever way you like. So how long is his dick? From the look of his nose, three inches when it is limp, four inches when hard. How thick? Well, the diameter is about one and a quarter inch.</p> <div style="text-align: left"> <div style="text-align: center"><img style= "border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0.7em 0px; border-right-width: 0px" alt="medium_kennysia011.3.jpg" src= "http://bishopnose.blogspirit.com/images/medium_kennysia011.3.jpg" /></div> <div style="text-align: center"><em>Well, how <strike>small</strike> big is his big bird?</em></div> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left">It's the same i<strike>nchstick</strike> yardstick for the women. But do remember that&nbsp;the vagina can hold your head! But there are extra readings for the women: a well formed nose-tip shows a good size clitoris, the real pleasure centre. And unless you have a good size <strike>nose</strike> dick like mine and can last a three-hour or more&nbsp;non-stop sexathon, never take on a wide-mouth woman&nbsp;such as .... , you guessed it:</div> <div style="text-align: left"> <div style="text-align: center"><img style= "border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0.7em 0px; border-right-width: 0px" alt="medium_mshorts.jpg" src= "http://bishopnose.blogspirit.com/images/medium_mshorts.jpg" /></div> <div style="text-align: center"><strike>Minishorts, of course!</strike></div> </div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <div style="text-align: left">Such a woman is, to put it nicely,&nbsp;<strike>a nymphomaniac</strike> very sexually demanding.</div> <div style="text-align: left"></div> <p>Want to know how much hair down there, look at the eyebrows. Tell you more in my next post. Meanwhile, I stand to be corrected. Start by <strike>showing</strike> proving that I'm wrong.</p>