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Here's a little sex education fortune-telling: Your face holds your sex secrets. minishorts has been dying to know how big is kennysia's penis. But he isn't telling; being the cunt teaser that he is. Well, you can measure his dick by measuring the length of his nose, starting from the ridge between his eyebrows to the tip of his nose. That's the length when his cock is limp. Add a third of its length to it when hard. As for its girth, measure its diameter from one end of the nostril to the other, left to right or right to left -- whichever way you like. So how long is his dick? From the look of his nose, three inches when it is limp, four inches when hard. How thick? Well, the diameter is about one and a quarter inch.

Well, how small big is his big bird?

Minishorts, of course!

Want to know how much hair down there, look at the eyebrows. Tell you more in my next post. Meanwhile, I stand to be corrected. Start by showing proving that I'm wrong.

A report, Muslims shift from violence, in the International Herald Tribune today says that a survey by the Pew Global Attitudes Project conducted before the 7 July London bombings has found that Muslims in the Middle East and Asia see less justification now for violence against civilians than they did two years ago. The poll was conducted in 17 countries, among 17,000 people, including 6 predominantly Muslim countries, excluding Malaysia, between late April and early June. The IHT says "it offers an unusually broad look at Muslim attitudes, and at Western attitudes on a range of Muslim issues." The six predominantly Muslim countries which took part in the survey are Indonesia, Jordan, Lebanon, Morocco, Pakistan and Turkey which together have a combined Muslim population of about 516 million, less than a third of the 1.7 billion Muslim people worldwide, while the 11 countries with minority Muslim population which participated in the poll are Britain, Canada, China, France, Germany, India, the Netherlands, Poland, Russia, Spain and the United States.

Question: Can 17,000 people (0.001%) speak for 1.7 billion Muslims in the world? Can the sampling of 5,228 (0.0004%) in the 6 Muslim countries in the poll speak for 1.2 billion Muslims in the Middle East and Asia? There are 46 predominantly Muslim countries in the world.

Jordan, Lebanon, Morocco and Turkey in the Middle East together account for about 110 million Muslims while Indonesia, the world's largest Muslim country, and Pakistan in Asia make up about 406 million Muslims.

It seems that Shakespeare might be wrong to say that "the evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones." Everyone seems to have good things to say about the suicide bombers in England. Here's another "eulogy" from a report, "Trail From London to Leeds Yields Portraits of 3 Bombers", in today's Washington Post:

 As parents dropped off their children at the Hillside Primary School in Leeds on Thursday, they had nothing but good things to say about a teaching assistant, Mohammed Sidique Khan, one of the suspected bombers. They called the 30-year-old instructor kind, bright and popular, especially with the special-needs students he was trained to help.

"He was brilliant with the children. He went on trips with the kids, and my little girl went with him on a trip to London," Sharon Stevens, whose 11-year-old daughter attends the school, told reporters.

"I just can't believe that somebody like Mr. Khan could be involved in something like this," said another mother, shaking their head.

Good gracious, he isn't Tony Blair. The Guardian today reports that the Picaddilly line bomber from number 10 ... Northern Road was a figure of contrasts. Well, sounds like Bambi anyway. It says of Lindsey Germail in the intro of the story "Loving father, bad neighbour, Picaddilly line bomber": Neighbours would see him hurrying to and from his red Fiat Brava, carrying his baby in doting fashion. Sometimes they would be forced to berate him as he blared Arabic music from his house and his car, often in the early hours.

Here's a quote from The Guardian's story:

"These people might think they are good Muslims, but they are not. I was born and bred here. They just make life harder for the rest of us." -- Aman Azram, 23, an insurance clerk.

The Star proudly proclaims on its front page today:

Here are excerpts from The Star report, "Malaysians: Bombers lived among us?" quoting Malaysian Azmi Shafeei who lives a few doors away from London teenage suicide bomber Hasib Mir Hussain in Leeds:

"It is shocking that my wife and I have been staying in the same neighbourhood as these people for the last two years. 

But all our neighbours seemed to be very nice and friendly. We go to the mosque and pray together, especially during Ramadan," he said yesterday in a telephone interview from his house in Leeds, about 350km north of London.

"I used to see some of them going to the mosque every day. They seemed so religious," said Azim (sic) who is from Kelaantan (sic).

Note: Emphasis is mine.