Bishopnose

Here's a little sex education fortune-telling: Your face holds your sex secrets. minishorts has been dying to know how big is kennysia's penis. But he isn't telling; being the cunt teaser that he is. Well, you can measure his dick by measuring the length of his nose, starting from the ridge between his eyebrows to the tip of his nose. That's the length when his cock is limp. Add a third of its length to it when hard. As for its girth, measure its diameter from one end of the nostril to the other, left to right or right to left -- whichever way you like. So how long is his dick? From the look of his nose, three inches when it is limp, four inches when hard. How thick? Well, the diameter is about one and a quarter inch.

Well, how small big is his big bird?

Minishorts, of course!

Want to know how much hair down there, look at the eyebrows. Tell you more in my next post. Meanwhile, I stand to be corrected. Start by showing proving that I'm wrong.